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Apr13

Making Nutrition And Exercise A Part Of Your Life, Not Your Chore List

by Evan E. on April 13th, 2012 at 11:53 am
Posted In: About Revolution BJJ

Author: Julianna Truslow

Nutrition can be daunting because of its importance not only in overall health, but in the complexities it takes when trying to determine what is right for your body. Simply, each diet yields different results for each person since internal chemistry, environmental factors, and the genetics that affect it are different.

There are many horror stories of how a diet had no effect on a person’s weight or muscle. Well, something important to note is that diet deals with your health and exercise deals with your weight. However, diet can have an effect on the successfulness of weight loss or muscle gain. For those of you who know my boyfriend, devout BJJ Revolution team member, Parker, will know that he had plenty of issues trying to find the right combination of nutrients to put in his body. He works out so much, that seven hours is a light workout for him.

Obviously normal dieting did not suit his needs. He tried everything from the Zone Diet to a special diet program designed just for him by a nutritionist. Nothing worked quite so well as his tweaked diet program. He had to practically triple any normal intake in order for his body to function properly.

There are also many diets that are harmful to your body, but people use them anyway because they think they are gaining some ground in their health battle by participating. One of the worst ones I have heard of is the Water Diet. (Do not try this diet. It is very dangerous and potentially deadly.)
In this diet, a person drinks plenty of water all day and instead of meals, takes vitamins. The reason this is so bad is that while the body does need vitamins and minerals, it also needs proteins, fats, and carbohydrates in order to have energy for daily function.

The simplest way to go about nutrition is making a bullet list of guidelines and following them. The list here goes from basic to more organic for those who want a completely pure diet.

  • Consume less and move more. Basic.
  • Eat plenty of vegetables and fruit, a rainbow if you will. Stop neglecting those greens and your body will thank you.
    Raw is best; let out your primal side.
  • Take it easy on junk foods. When you cut out something like McDonald’s
    from your diet and then eat it later, it will make you sick. For proof that what you’re putting in your body is bad, watch the documentary Fast Food Nation. Enough said.
  • Stay away from sodas. I have been off of soda for years and whenever I return to drink it, I can taste why it’s so awful.
  • Limit sugar and sodium intake. Both are important since they affect your insulin and blood pressure.
  • Be aware of genetically modified foods/organisms and what their potential effects on your body may be. Natural is safest and best. This is an argument up for debate, but baseline–how can you truly know how it will affect you?
  • Do not skip meals, ever. Even if you do not feel hunger. Depriving your body of essential nutrients needed to perform exercise and much less, basic function, is a no-go. No one likes the hungry snack moocher. Also, the feeling of hunger can be confused
    with thirst. Drink now, eat later.
  • The fewer ingredients listed the better.
  • Foods that are whole, fresh, natural, organic, local, seasonal, and unprocessed are best. Not as complicated as it sounds.
  • Eliminate consumption of highly processed foods and stay away from:
    artificial flavors, colors, preservatives, sweeteners, hydrogenated fats, any kind of corn syrup, and cornstarch.
    Look up where food coloring comes from.
    Yeah, you are ingesting that.  Yum.
  • Check out the new food pyramid! Nothing says simple like a diagram.
  • Never prepare just one meal at a time. Save time and money by preparing multiples.
  • Vitamins help fulfill missing holes left by an unsatisfying diet.
  • Say no to steroids.

So now that you have the list, let’s think about this a bit more. So far as diet and health food goes, be realistic. America is a capitalist society and is all about making the sale. Don’t believe me? Go back to your eighth grade government class, or the vitamin store. Again, stores are all about making the sale.  Some advertising and labeling will try to mislead you on its nutritious state. Be informed and careful of the “easy fix”. Avoid the easy fix by reading labels, not only do you see ingredients, but you also see the serving size and how much of the Recommended Dietary Allowance the food contains. Or avoid labels all together and eat raw food. It saves time and nutrients. But buy locally to get the freshest food possible; “fresh” meaning foods that spoil more quickly than others.

Fact: your mind plays a big role in diet. The more food that is on your plate, the more you will eat. The eyes like to play tricks and see illusions. Mind over matter: if food is close by and easily seen, you will eat more than if it is hidden or hard to get to. So do not leave a bowl of chocolate sittingin the living room where you can see it and absent-mindedly munch away. If you already ate and you’re still hungry then your body is telling you something.

Your body needs some nutrient that you have not provided and no, it’snot chocolate. It is important to understand the nutritional requirements your body needs and abide by them. The needs of your body consistently change. Listen. Be flexible. And be willing to alter your intake in order to meet those needs when they change. That being said, the semi-complex formulas I provided at the end are rough guidelines. They are part of how Navy SEALs determine their dietary intakes. Remember that.

Organic and health foods are a big deal and not just some passing fad. In order to be certified organic, farmers must meet a certain standard. Organic farmers must follow strict rules about the use of manure to be certain that harmful microbes are killed. Products are inspected to be sure of this.  Pesticide-using farmers do not have to do this. Bottom line: organic foods areinspected. Also, meats sellers like to play mind games. It is known that lean meats are best and red meats are to be limited, but it’s time for a bit of math. If a meat is 80% lean, then that means it is 20% fat by weight. That’s still a significant amount of fat. Don’t be misled though; fats are good and are needed by the body. They alleviate hunger. The difference is that you want healthy fats such as avocados, nuts, and seeds. Overall, the best foods/meals
have a large variety of vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. Points for a nutrient dense food. Also, mini meals throughout the day can help leave you more satisfied.

Water and snacking have a significant effect in a nutritious diet. Water serves the body many important roles:

  • Participates in absorption and digestion or nutrients.
  • Participates in excretion of wastes.
  • Essential for maintaining blood circulation throughout the body.
  • Maintains body temperature.

Lean body/muscle mass requires more water than fat, the leaner you are, the more body water you have. Weigh yourself before and after an event to determine how much fluid you have lost-for every pound of weight lost, you should drink 16 oz of fluid (2 cups of 500 ml).
It’s important to also drink 1-2 cups of water about an hour before a training session as well as have a snack either 3 hours before or 30-60 minutes before a session. Eating before a workout improves training. However, also consider the digestive ability of your body as well as the tolerance of your stomach. Both play an important role in planning your timing, nutrition, and food choice. Snacking can be extremely important when it comes to performing your duties and assignments. Snacking is only unhealthy and leads to weight gain if you eat unhealthy snacks. So, here are some helpful snacking tips straight from The U.S. Navy SEAL Guide to Fitness and Nutrition:

  • “Stock your cupboards and refrigerator with plain popcorn, whole grain crackers, Dutch pretzels, unsweetened fruit juices, fresh fruits and vegetables, and low fat yogurts and cheeses.”
  • “Carry naturally sweet fresh fruits, such as grapes, a pear, apple, or watermelon, for a snack rather than candy or  cookies.”
  • “Limit the amount eaten so your snack does NOT replace a meal. If it is taking the place of a meal, choose a salad or healthy sandwich.”
  • “Choose a snack that provides dietary fiber as well as other nutrients. Fresh
    fruits with edible seeds (berries) or skins (apples, peaches, plums, pears), raw vegetables, and whole grain pretzels or crackers are all good sources of fiber.”
  • “Try eating dried apricots, bananas, apples, figs, dates, pineapples, and prunes.”
  • “Make a snack mix with wheat, rice, and corn ready-to-eat cereals.”
  • “Eat raw vegetables such as celery with low fat cheese spreads.”

There are three main sources of energy for the body: carbohydrates (CHO), fats, and proteins. Carbohydrates are good for endurance activities, competitive athletic events, and healthy living. They are a basic source of energy for the human body. They are a fuel in the form of glucose, repair body structures, and are used to make chemicals needed by cells. Starches leading to weight gain is a myth. High fat toppings and sauces are to blame. “Eat high CHO snacks in between training sessions to replace your glycogen stores. Consume at least 50 grams of CHO immediately after completing your training session,” according to The U.S. Navy SEAL Guide to Fitness and Nutrition. Also be aware that carbohydrate loading will impair performance in activities lasting less than an hour and those that require short spurts of maximum effort.  This is because your body will weigh more from the extra water stored.

 

Fat is essential for a diet, but in excess is bad. There are three major types: saturated, monounsaturated, and polyunsaturated. Saturated fats are solid at room temperature because there is no additional room for H+ atoms. They are found in animal foods. Unsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature. Monounsaturated fats have room for one H+ atom and are found in olives, avocados, peanuts, and olive oil Polyunsaturated fats have room for more than one H+ atom and are found in fish, corn, wheat, nuts, seeds, and vegetable oils (peanut, sunflower, corn, and safflower oils). Fats are a major form of stored energy. They provide energy during exercise, in cold environments, when not enough to eat, insulate the body, help carry other nutrients to places in the body, protect organs, and serve as a structural role in cells. Too much fat is not only the primary dietary problem of our country (adds flavor to food), the high intake is associated with many diseases, including: heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and cancer. Paula Deen, anyone? The best sources of essential fatty acid are:

 

  • Seeds and their oils: flax, hemp seed, coconut, and pumpkin
  • Nuts: walnuts, almonds, and cashews
  • Deep-sea fish: mackerel, blue fish, and fish oils
  • Blue-green algae: chlorella, spirulina, and leafy green vegetables

 

Reasons that EFAs are important:

 

  • Less joint and muscle inflammation
  • Less cholesterol and triglycerides in blood stream
  • Aid in prevention of cancer cell growth
  • Lower risk of high blood pressure
  • Regulate food intake, body weight, and metabolism

 

Proteins are eaten to obtain essential amino acids (building blocks) that the body is incapable of producing. Proteins can provide energy but are not a main source of energy like CHOs and fats. Proteins form muscle, hair, nails, skin, and other tissues. They direct energy production, repair injuries, carry fats, vitamins, and minerals to different parts of the body, muscle contraction, and serve a structural role for every part of the body. For workout fiends, you want a high protein diet with proper calorie intake. There are also concerns with very high protein intakes, so be wary:

 

  • Increases kidney work load and worst casecan result in kidney failure. In some people, high protein intake has resulted in hypertension.
  • Can dehydrate, especially during endurance activities if there is not higher fluid intake.
  • May cause abdominal cramps and diarrhea due to free amino acids.
  • Essential amino acids are imbalanced.

 

Micronutrients are also a huge part of nutrition. They are substances required or essential to the body in very small amounts, this includes both vitamins and minerals. Too much or too little interferes with normal bodily functions. It is difficult to consume excessive amounts through a typical diet, but it is possible to obtain too little. Vitamins are organic compounds that do not provide calories. There are two categories:

  • Fat soluble vitamins-A, D, E, K; absorbed with dietary fat, stored in tissues, not excreted.
  • Water soluble vitamins-all B, C; not stored in appreciable amounts, small amounts excreted each day.

Vitamins release energy from macronutrients (carbs, fats, and proteins), aid in tissue growth and repair, maintain and support reproductive function, and produce an immune response. While some functions are specific to one vitamin, other functions require several vitamins. Food preparation styles change the final amount of a vitamin in a food. This rings most true when cooking vegetables.
Vitamin C is most easily destroyed during cooking. Steps to increase vitamin retention:

  • Avoid soaking veggies in water.
  • Cook veggies in just enough water to prevent burning.
  • Use shortest cooking time by cooking to a crisp and tender stage.
  • Steaming and stir frying result in best vitamin retention.
  • Use leftover cooking water in soups and sauces whenever possible to use the water soluble vitamins that were leached out.
  • Cut and cook veggies shortly before serving or refrigerate in an air-tight storage container.

Minerals are inorganic compounds found in all body tissues. They account for 4-5% of a person’s total body weight. They are responsible for a variety of important physiological functions, such as regulation of fluid balance, conduction of nerve impulses, muscle contraction, and so on.

  • Minerals-calcium, magnesium
  • Trace minerals-zinc, copper, and iron—the body contains small amounts of them
  • Electrolytes-sodium, potassium, and chloride (primary electrolytes)

The absorption of minerals can be influenced by: medications, body’s need for the mineral, chemical form of the mineral, amount of other minerals in diet, integrity of the intestinal tract, and other dietary constituents, such as dietary fiber, oxalates and phytates (bind minerals to make them less available for absorption; iron, calcium, and zinc). Vitamin C improves the absorption of calcium, iron, and zinc. The biggest things that cause the loss of vitamins and minerals are caffeine, aspirin, tobacco, alcohol, antibiotics, and stress. For a little more clarity on their importance, here’s a list on the functions related to physical activity that they are involved in:

  • Production of energy from CHOs, fats,
    and proteins.
  • Formation of red blood cells, which
    carry oxygen throughout the body to exercising muscles.
  • Maintenance of healthy muscles and
    joints.
  • Recovery from exercise.

Don’t let the last part be overwhelming. If the complexities are too much, stick with the basics (first bullet list) and you will be fine. Eating out is a huge social activity for Americans. To stick to the nutritious guidelines remember that when you are not responsible for cooking your meals, the key is to eat a variety of foods. According to The U.S. Navy SEAL Guide to Fitness and Nutrition, the best options for eating out are:

  • “Order a clear soup, tomato juice or V8 juice, steamed seafood, or fruit for an appetizer.”
  • “Order a green salad with light dressingon the side. Avoid salads with cheese,
    eggs, meat, bacon, or croutons. Avoid coleslaw or potato salad.”
  • “Order broiled, roasted or baked lean meat, poultry or fish-even if the menu does not say broiled. Avoid casseroles and foods with heavy sauces.”
  • “Order baked potato or plain rice-not pasta with sauces or fried or Delmonico potatoes.”
  • “Do not order dessert until you have eaten your main course. If you are still
    hungry, order sorbet, sherbet, frozen yogurt, ice milk, fruit, or angel cake.”
  • “Order juices-they are high in CHOs.”
  • “Eat a plain roll, breadsticks, or plain crackers rather than biscuits or croissants.
    Try to avoid spreads completely or use sparingly.”
  • “Minimize your nibbling on nuts, buttery crackers, potato and tortilla chips.”
  • “Ask the waiter to serve your salad immediately; use the dressing sparingly.”
  • “Trim all visible fat off meat.”
  • “Limit portions of margarine, butter or sour cream.”
  • “Moderate your intake of alcoholic beverages.”

Motivation is key in keeping up both the nutrition for your health and in keeping up an exercise regimen. According to The Complete Guide to Your Emotions and Your Health: Hundreds of Proven Techniques to Harmonize Mind & Body for Happy, Healthy Living, “survivors share three specific personality traits that appear to afford them a high degree of stress resistance: they are committedto what they do; they feel in control of their lives; and they see change as a challenge rather than a threat.” Motivation has its power, but gaining it can be difficult. I will leave you with a few tricks to keep the motivation up to run your life in a healthy direction:

  • You are more likely to do something if someone else is counting on you.
  • Groups are one of the best generators for regular motivation.
  • The body needs 21 days in order to take a new behavior. Set small realistic goals that are easy to reach so that you cannot fail. One day and one step at a time.
  • Flexibility is important. Errors do occur. No regimen should be so strict that there is
    no room for diversion.
  • If you feel good, and feel confident about yourself, you are less likely to take up old habits.
  • Rehearse in your mind a positive outcome for yourself. Picture the new version of
    you.
  • Success athletically is more than just strength and skill.
  • “The key to effective weight loss: Love yourself and love your body” (Padus).
  • “Physical losses can result in important gains-mentally, spiritually and emotionally” (Padus).

 

Useful
Formulas:

According to the U.S. Navy Seal Guide to Fitness and Nutrition, “protein needs are determined by age, body weight, and activity
level.”

Activity Level Protein Factor

Low to Moderate 0.5 grams

Endurance Training 0.6-0.8 grams ┐

Strength/Weight Training 0.6-0.8 grams ┘ If doing both, add together.

 

My Protein Requirements Are:

Body Weight x Protein Factor = Grams Per Day

 

According to the U.S. Navy Seal Guide to Fitness and Nutrition, “you should eat 2.5 to 4 grams of CHO per pound of body weight each day.”

2.5 x Body Weight = ______ grams of carbohydrates

4 x Body Weight = ______grams of carbohydrates

Your CHO needs are between ____ and ____ grams per day.

 

 

Bibliography

Choose
My Plate
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6 March 2012. <www.choosemyplate.gov>.

Deuster,
Patricia A., Anita Singh, and Pierre A. Pelletier. The U.S. Navy SEAL Guide
to Fitness and Nutrition
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Publishing, 2007.

Kelinson, Adam. The Athlete’s Plate: Real Food
for High Performance
. Velo Press, 2009.

Nestle,
Marion. What to Eat. 1st Edition. North Point Press, 2006.

Padus,
Emrika. The Complete Guide to Your Emotions and Your Health: Hundreds of
Proven Techniques to Harmonize Mind & Body for Happy, Healthy Living
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Revised Edition. Emmaus, PA: Rodale Press, Inc., 1992.

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Foods Market: Selling the Highest Quality Natural & Organic Products
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<www.wholefoodsmarket.com>.

 

By Julianna
Truslow

 

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Apr01

5 BJJ Analogies

by goatfury on April 1st, 2012 at 8:42 am
Posted In: Brand new to BJJ?

5. BJJ is like an Anaconda

- Or any other constricting animal, really.  I think I’ve heard this one more in regards to submissions than anything else.  You know, the slow, pressurized squeezing chokes and joint locks that make you feel like you are going to be pulverized in to bone dust and muscle jelly. Why does that make me hungry and wtf is wrong with me?

4. BJJ is like chess.

- When I first heard this, I thought it was a great analogy.

Think of what they have in common:

  • Success is measured in adapting to your opponent
  • You set up your “game” 5 moves ahead
  • There are cool move names like “Bonetti’s Defense” and “Omoplata”
  • You get to say “Bonetti’s Defense” and “Omoplata”
  • Warlords and Nerds like both.*

*

3. BJJ is like a roller coaster.

When you first get on the ride, you’re nervous and scared.  You have no idea what to expect and on that first hill, your heart is in your throat.  After all the ups and downs, you start having fun and enjoying yourself.  With enough time on the ride, you’ll still be on it in your sleep or when you’re daydreaming.  You can’t wait to get back on that ride for that thrill and chasing that feeling..

Also?  People puke sometimes during both.

2.  BJJ is elemental, sometimes you must be like rock/water.

Or some weird combination of both.  Like if Hydro-Man and The Thing! became Mud-Fella*

*

1.  BJJ is a marathon, not a sprint.

I like this one the best.  And not just because large guys can’t sprint, in general.  But the more I train, the more I hear it from guys who’ve been at it for 14,15, 16+ years; the more I see myself being one of those guys someday.  BJJ is a journey and in a lot of ways, it will be with you the rest of your life if you let it.  But that journey is a life long walk/jog.  Not a race.

Author: Evan E.

Evan is a white belt at Revolution BJJ

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Mar16

BJJ: Breaking It Down In 4 Easy Pieces

by goatfury on March 16th, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Posted In: How can I be more prepared to start training BJJ?

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu training can be daunting at a glance, to say the least.  When you start training, you’re given a seemingly endless stream of techniques and positions that may seem like completely random pages of a very long novel- only the pages are out of order, and it’s supposed to be your job to put them in the proper order, somehow by chance, through the accumulation of miscellaneous pages over time.

Here are three ways to simplify your training in grappling at the beginning that can help you categorize the things you learn.

Jiu Jitsu is about controlling two things with relation to your opponent:  distance and angles. 
If you can control these two variables, you are in control of the fight.  To use a simple analogy most people can immediately understand, imagine being in a knife fight where you and your opponent are trying to stab and slice one another to death.  Pretty terrible scenario, no?  Now imagine a similar knife fight where your opponent is tied to a stake and you are not.  Given equal skills, wouldn’t you agree that you would have a significant tactical edge?   You could walk right behind your opponent, making good use of the angle of attack, and simply stab him to death.
The same applies to jiu jitsu.

There are three simple goals in BJJ that can help you control the fight:

  • Get on top (and stay on top)
  • Get your legs around your opponent
  • Always face your opponent

For more reading on this subject, read this quick article I wrote earlier in the year.  Remember that these rules are not hard and fast, and there are always exceptions to every rule, but this can help you when you’re truly first trying to figure out exactly what your objectives are.

There are five basic positions of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and there is arguably a hierarchy of positions.
This third concept is simply based on a combination of the above two concepts.  From each progressive position, you gain more control of the distance and angles, and (generally speaking) you work to get on top, get your legs around the person, and always face them.

As complicated as the fancy types of guards you read about may seem, they can all be classified as a type of guard.  From the top position, inside your opponent’s guard, you can pass the guard into side control.  Side control allows you to actually execute submissions and to be able to strike more effectively than inside your opponent’s guard.  From there, you can move on to knee on stomach position, from which you can strike even more effectively (and even get up and escape, if necessary).  Moving up the hierarchical ladder of positions, the mount allows you to rain down strikes and submit your opponent while controlling him in a dominant fashion.  Finally, if your opponent turns over, you have the back, from which you can not only strike effectively, but he can’t even see where your strikes are coming from.  Your submission opportunities from the mount are virtually 100% to 0%.

At its core, jiu jitsu is all about leverage.
This is said all the time, but what does this really mean?  Well, it means that you absolutely have to be able to relax in order to feel your opponent’s energy and “go with the flow” (when you are pushed, you either pull or get out of the way).  Redirecting force becomes a primary goal, not meeting force with force.  You can read a little more about how this principle can help you with real life in this article.

 

 

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Mar11

3 Objectives for the BJJ Novice

by goatfury on March 11th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
Posted In: Brand new to BJJ?

When first starting BJJ, simplifying things is the name of the game.  You will be bombarded with more details and information than you can possibly hope to keep up with.  What you can do, though, is walk away with some key concepts.  These three objectives will help you more than anything when you are first getting started.

Get on top (and stay on top)
This is the most intuitive for most people, especially anyone with a wrestling background.  Even if you didn’t wrestle competitively in high school or college, you probably at least wrestled around with your friends or siblings at some point.  The main concept is one that is simple:  gravity aids your movement, while it restricts the bottom person’s.  If there are punches involved, they are aided by the force of gravity.  If you’re only grappling, holding your opponent in place simply involves pinning him or her against the ground with your body weight.
Staying on top means not pulling the guy into your guard when you’re in his guard.  Yes, weary novice grappler, this practice is indeed frowned upon not only from a competitive standpoint (you typically give up points when you “sweep yourself”), but also from a fighting standpoint.  Stay on top and let gravity aid your positional progress!

Always face your opponent
If  ”get on top” is the simplest piece of advice for wrestlers to pick up, and perhaps the most intuitive for everyone in general, “always face your opponent” is the toughest for many people to adapt to.  It is very difficult for most people to get used to the idea that lying on your back is better than “turtling” (turning away to your knees) when on the bottom, but imagine for a moment a scenario in which you and I are having a knife fight.  We start our absurd duel to the death facing one another.  The fight seems pretty even, right?

Now imagine a second scenario wherein I walk around behind you.  On the count of three, we begin trying to stab one another.  Who will most likely win?   The same is true with jiu jitsu:  if you can get on your opponent’s back, you are winning the positional battle.  Never give your opponent this prime opportunity for free!

Get your legs around your opponent
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?  You want me to do what?
Initial awkwardness aside, the incredible efficacy of the guard is perhaps the thing that most separates Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from nearly every other martial art.  If you can’t get on top, you had better use your legs to create space and angles in between you and your opponent.  When you’re on top, the converse is true:  your objective is to get around your opponent’s legs as quickly and efficiently as possible, establishing a dominant position such as side control, the mount, or knee on stomach.  From there, just as from the guard, your odds of finishing the match with a submission go up exponentially.

 

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Mar07

7 Reasons You Will HATE* Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

by Evan E. on March 7th, 2012 at 9:21 am
Posted In: Brand new to BJJ?

7.You will end up with hair all over your body. 

No, I don’t mean you will grow hair all over your body.  Jiujitsu is not a growth hormone.  You will just end up with other people’s hair all over your body.  I don’t just mean eyelashes and stray strands of head hair.  Hair from ALL OVER people’s bodies, will be ALL OVER YOURS.

6. The smells.

We’ve touched on the importance of washing up before and after BJJ classes, but let’s face it:  not everyone is going to wash and some folks smell even when they do.  And the closeness of the sport puts you in smell def-c0n 4.   Even when everyone smells dandy fresh to start, just wait about an hour.  Once the sweaty, grunty, hotbox of a gym gets going, you’ll swear someone was baking bread or feet next door.

5. The north south position brings with it the unholy combination of crotch and face.

Ahh, North South.  The 69 of Jiujitsu positions.   It’s bad enough to have someone’s crotch sitting on your face.  It’s a difficult position to escape.  And if you read #6. above, then you know this gets dodgy quick.  I’ll let you do the math.

4. You will start using the lingo, and secretly despise yourself for it.

Jits, seriously?  I hate that term.  We don’t need to shorten EVERYTHING.  BJJ is short enough.  It’s one letter shorter even.  And Jits just sounds stupid.  “I got Jits tonight” just sounds like you have problems that only a doctor can help.

If this was basketball and we all just called it bask, someone somewhere would stand up and DO something.

3.  You will never be able to train enough to be satisfied with your amount of training.

Ask any BJJ practicioner how often they train and they will tell you.  And they will also usually include the following words “not as much as I’d like to”.  In 4 years, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who has said “yeah I train exactly as much as I would like.

2. Most BJJ Gyms offer the first class for free. 

Sound familiar?  If D.A.R.E and PSA’s taught me anything as a young lad, if the first hit is free, it’s probably addictive.  You have been warned.

1. You keep getting better.  And so does everyone else.

One of the best/worst/best things about BJJ is that when you train you get better.  This means you can pull off sweet sweeps and hit transitions like the fabled Mad Transitioner! (trademark from Marvel Comics pending, green spandex costume with white accents)

*I don’t really mean you will hate BJJ.  C’mon, you can’t help but love it.

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